OUTWARD TRENDS: Somerset Belenoff Update

The only known picture of Somerset Belenoff

Ever since I started writing about the Somerset Belenoff hoax there has been an increase of blogs, websites and video channels documenting a woman that for all intent and purposes, does not exist. Mostly just regurgitating what was initially published on the hoax site that built the legend, whoissomersetbelenoff.com. A site that is completely unsourced, yet many uninformed people use it as a source in videos, blogs, etc.

In a brief recap of the legend from Dark Outpost, “Who is Somserset Belenoff? She is the Countess of Banbury and Arran. She is the third cousin of Queen Elizabeth II and she is also the current head of the World Governing Council, as well as the chief executive officer of the World Security Office. She sits unchallenged atop the Illuminati hierarchy and she rules with an iron fist. She has consistently demonstrated a willingness to track down and destroy those hostile to her agenda.”

Of course not a word of this is true but it has developed a following of its own since this hoax was launched in January of 2020. It’s gotten so loopy that an astrology site has posted a Natal Birth chart for Somerset! It’s been helped along by prolific writers such as Cathy Fox and Veronica Swift and lastly by the increasing popularity of alleged Illuminati whistleblower Jessie Czebotar, who claims to have met in person Somerset and her ex-husband Vlad (which is not true, since both are fictional characters in this con).

Several new updates to the Whois Somerset site now include a full name for Somerset and finally, a maiden name. She is now, Elizabeth Somerset Feodorovna Bowes-Lyon Belenoff. With Bowes-Lyon being her maiden surname. This is a question I have been asking for a while. Bowes-Lyon are the family that has owned Glamis castle since 1372. So adding this surname connects Somerset to the Bowes-Lyon family and by nature, Glamis castle where she allegedly spent her childhood and rules the Wettin World Governing Council from. (Which by the way can be proven false by simply calling Glamis castle and making an inquiry. Besides doing a search for the WWGC and finding it’s false as well.)

However, Somerset’s parents and any siblings are still unnamed. It doesn’t matter anyway since none of them exist, unlike the rest of the Bowes-Lyon family which does.

The website has made numerous changes and updates to the narrative. Such as:

Changed the date of being awarded the title of Countess of Banbury and Arran from 1977 to 1979. (No reason given.)
No longer born in Glamis Castle in Scotland. Now claims she was born in Paramaribo, Suriname.
Accused the Bowes-Lyon family of repeatedly lying and preventing the publishing of births in Glamis Castle. (The site writers have to make this up since there is no Somerset Belenoff to be born at Glamis, grew up there or rule from there.)
Still trying to connect the death of German Prince Georg-Constantin in a riding accident to allegedly being murdered by Somerset Belenoff's thugs. No facts for this accusation.
No longer lives on the isle of Arran and now has residences in Los Angeles, New York, London and Luxembourg. (Because there is no evidence she was ever doing anything at Glamis Castle or anyplace else.)
In a June 2021 update, the claim is made that Belenoff was still posting directives at the Glamis Calling website. However, no posts have been made since April of 2021 till now.
Whoever runs the site now calls themselves the "New Shadow Watchers”. More below.

Seems like their Belenoff hoax is running out of steam and had to effect changes in their narrative.

Whoever runs the site now calls themselves the "New Shadow Watchers" and express aggressive opposition to Somerset Belenoff and her alleged global influence. Before this site was just promoting a scary fictional character in a nonpartisan way. Now they oppose her and openly support social justice themes and the ideas of Marx and Engels. As if adopting the failed theories of communism will be a draw.

The Countess of Banbury and Arran

Returning to the story of Somerset Belenoff being granted by Queen Elizabeth II the title of Countess of Banbury and Arran, nothing could be farther from the truth or so easily disproved.

First of all, there is no published record of Somerset Belenoff being awarded this title. Secondly, there is a historical Countess of Banbury, Lady Elizabeth Knollys Howard, 1586-1658. She is one of many Countesses of Bandury recorded in England history spanning hundreds of years. Thirdly, there is a real Countess of Arran, Lady Fiona Gore, 1918–2013. Lady Gore is important since she is holding the title at the same time that Belenoff allegedly has at least a partial ownership of it. Of which, there is no record of this occurring. There is only one Countess of Arran known during this time, Lady Gore.

A shame the pro-Jessie writers such as Cathy Fox and Veronica Swift, plus Jessie’s band of Twitter groupies, don’t bother to look any deeper into any of this. Her bloggers post whatever Jessie says with little investigation. Cathy Fox has been so fooled she declared Jessie, Whistleblower and Woman of the Year 2020 in January, 2021. Or Veronica Swift, a fanatical true believer in every word out of Jessie’s mouth, who likewise, treats Somerset Belenoff as the “Grand High Priestess of Northern International Quadrant and head of the Green Dragon family.” Jessie says that Somerset is a real person she has actually met, so in Swift’s mind she is.

Countess of Banbury, Lady Elizabeth Knollys Howard, 1586-1658. Image credit: Historic England Archive

The real Countess of Arran, Lady Fiona Gore Image credit: The Tatler

If You Still Believe…

Call Glamis Castle at +44 1307 840393. Ask about Somerset Belenoff and listen to what they tell you. If you are a true believer, better not call as you will be greatly disappointed in what you might learn there.

Postal Mail:

Glamis Castle

Angus

DD8 1RJ, United Kingdom

Notes

1.19.22

Jessie Czebotar spreading nonsense about Somerset Belenoff, her person and history. There are three transcripts from her Right on Radio interview. I chose the second transcript as they are all similar in Belenoff myth making.

https://cathyfox.wordpress.com/2021/04/01/somerset-belenoff-2/

1.20.22

Glamis Castle is pronounced “Glamz" and is situated beside the village of Glamis in Angus, Scotland. It is open to the public.

Although the Somerset Belenoff hoax was launched in January of 2020, some have claimed that she is mentioned in a list of famous people in a forum posting on QVC in 2018. It still doesn’t mean she is a real person as there is so much evidence to the contrary. It could be psyop to start a meme.

The website however, whoissomersetbelenoff.com was first registered on 04-06-2019. Updated on 04-06-2021. Expires on 04-06-2022.

1.21.22

Another example of Swift’s slavish devotion to Jessie’s narratives, is her writing on the Mother of Darkness castle. Swift says in a lengthy post, it’s Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany. It’s not called that in any online search. Whereas, the Château des Amerois (Castle of Kings) in Belgium is.

Also, Illuminati expert Fritz Springmeier says it’s Amerois in his book, Bloodline of the Illuminati. Basically for Swift, it’s because Jessie says it is Neuschwanstein Castle. Jessie’s thoughts, even when wrong, are for True Believers such as Swift, the final and authoritative word on the subject. They look no deeper. Too bad because otherwise, she is a thoughtful and elegant writer.

(NOTE: The Neuschwanstein Castle article is now password protected on Swift's blog. No longer accessible to the public.)

1.25.22

On 1.22.22 Veronica Swift locked down all of her Jessie related articles with passwords. Now most of her blog is unreadable by the public. UPDATE: You now have to pay to read. Seriously, not worth the money.

2.16.22

Do not be fooled by this hoax video from Kentucky Viper Militia called Project Able Wolf. It’s a confusing mess and the video only shows documents with what sounds like baby talk in the background. Supposedly the audio was found on the Dark Web. I won’t link to it because it’s another attempt to con people.

Somerset Belenoff - Project Able Wolf-Kentucky Viper Militia

2.17.22

A quote from Kentucky Viper Militia from Catherine Grace’s YT channel. The players are still trying to run the thoroughly debunked Somerset Belenoff hoax. None of which is stated below is true. Besides, do you want to trust the word of someone using an alias?

4.30.23

Once again more proof that Somerset Belenoff is a fake. On a Scottish government website (https://www.scotlandspeople.gov.uk/) one can do a records check on citizens. As seen in the screen caps below, Somerset Bowes-Lyon (maiden name), allegedly born in Glamis Castle, Angus, Scotland shows no existing records. I also tried it again with the Belenoff surname and no match for it either.